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Josh's Boat
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I always draw myself wearing this little ditty of a shirt. The idea is that I make a fuss over the difference between ships and boats, so calling this ship a boat is obviously wrong. It's ironic, see? |
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Life Rolled Me a One
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This idea came about when I was making fun of Jeff. I did an impression of him saying geeky things, and "life rolled me a one" sort of came out. Now you can show the world how downtrodden you really are. Perfect for gamers and gamblers alike! |
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Communism No!
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Do your capitalist duty by purchasing the shirt worn by Ian on the Internet! I know what you're thinking: sometimes the "No!" is above, sometimes it's under. Under is more appropriate, but sometimes I just screw up when I'm drawing the comics. |
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Queen Zygote
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Who's your favorite prenatal monarch? That's right, it's Queen Zygote! Originally conceived for a never realized comic, Queen Zygote nonetheless proved popular enough for a while there to garner her own t-shirt. |
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Sector Josh
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SECTOR JOSH was established as a sort of a block watch and extension of Homeland Security. We've since left Homeland behind because they only tap dance compared to our global breakdancing. |
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Jeff's Linux
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Jeff's been depicted wearing this Linux shirt for years now, so it's become even more iconic than his beard. Still, this is a minimalist way to show your computer elitism. Not recommended for Unix users. |
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The Phil Shirt
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Phil is pretty much derided by all of humanity. His only saving grace is this shirt designed especially for him. This is perfect for the next time you need to be kicked in the face. |
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The Felicity Empire
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Felicity intends to be elected to public office, and from there extend her influence to form a massive empire. With these shirts you can get in good with the ruling class before the iron fist comes down. It may be beneficial in the long run. |
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