Engaged Apr 22, 2006    Updated Apr 22, 2006    © 2001-

Miscellaneous Photos            Back These are photos of Phil that don't really fit into any of the other galleries on this site. Luckily, most of them involve Phil in distress, so that ought to make everyone happy. Phil gets shot in the head for great justice Phil has only one positive trait: an impeccable sense of dress Phil likes to try on every item he encounters in a department store Phil practices unsafe dining and copyright infringement, for which Stan Lee will have his head Phil hangs himself when pressure at the office simply becomes too much Phil nearly gets his head twisted off by an angry citizen Phil's friends don't like to be photographed with him as it may damage their careers Phil has been known to condone the mixing of drinks and minors as a sport Phil once faked a disability to get discounts from the government Phil eats a sandwich made with a very hot sauce on a bun Phil has yet to catch his cell-phone technology up to date with society Phil sometimes has an identity crisis that involves wearing hats at an angle Phil is a roguish sort of nogoodnik, who would tie a maiden to railroad tracks Phil is placed under citizen's arrest and hauled down to the citizen's hoosegaw Phil could not save the suicidal penguin and may have actually hastened its demise Phil is held down while hot wax is poured on his chest for his sins Phil's idea of friendship can only be found at the end of a blade Phil is physically dragged away from a group of women in a park Back