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Osthimer House Security Updates

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   Engaged 6 July 2005.
   Updated 10 November 2005.
© 2005-, JG Enterprises, Inc.
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Osthimer House Monitoring -- CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGE
Frequent reports of the status of the Osthimer household.

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 04 Nov 05. Approximately 1530.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 21 Oct 05. Approximately 1530.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Tue 18 Oct 05. Approximately 1900.
Jeff's car present.
Erin's car missing.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 15 Oct 05. Approximately 2000.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 7 Oct 05. Approximately 1530.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 6 Oct 05. Approximately 1530.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 30 Sep 05. Approximately 1800.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 23 Sep 05. Approximately 1530.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME. MEYER, C. AND MURRAY, K. GIVEN CLEARANCE.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 16 Sep 05. Approximately 1800.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

NOTES: SJ INSPECTORS COLLINS, D. AND GULCH, J. PRESENT TO OVERSEE "DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" GAME. MALCOLM, J. GIVEN CLEARANCE.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sun 27 Aug 05. Approximately 1430.
Jeff's car missing.
Erin's car present.
Bedroom side window unknown.
Front door closed.
Study window unknown.

NOTES: GENERAL INSPECTION TOUR OF PREMISES WITH ADM JARDEN, M. N.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 26 Aug 05. Approximately 2200.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window unknown.
Front door open.
Study window unknown.

NOTES: GROUP MET AT OSTHIMER HOUSE FOR CONCLUSION OF JOSHFEST: 2005. ALL MEMBERS OF GROUP CHECKED OUT CLEAN. NO SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS NECESSARY.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sun 14 Aug 05. Approximately 1500.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window unknown.
Front door open.
Study window unknown.
Kathy Osthimer and Chris Berry present and properly checked in.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 06 Aug 05. Approximately 2100.
Jeff & Erin's cars in proper locations.
Bedroom side window unknown.
Front door open.
Study window closed.
Tetris Party in progress; special precautions (see below).

NOTE: INCREASED SECURITY FORCE DUE TO TETRIS PARTY. SECTOR JOSH INVESTIGATORS ARQUETTE, DAKE, AND GULCH ON SCENE TO SCREEN ADDITIONAL GUESTS AND MONITOR FESTIVITIES. PARTY WENT WITHOUT TROUBLE. SECTOR JOSH COMMANDANT DID NOT FEEL THAT SITUATION REQUIRED AN INCREASE IN COLOR CODE WARNING.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: SPECIAL SECURITY, SCREENING.
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 23 Jul 05. Approximately 0650.
Erin's car parked in driveway, on Jeff's side.
Jeff's car parked at Sector Josh Headquarters.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.
House secure.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Thu 21 Jul 05. Approximately 0800.
Neither Jeff nor Erin's cars in driveway.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.
House secure.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Tue 19 Jul 05. Approximately 2230.
Both Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway;
Erin's car parked backwards.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE

SECTOR JOSH INVESTIGATORS GULCH, J. A. AND ARQUETTE, P. D. SUCCESSFULLY STORMED CHECKPOINT OSTHIMER. CONFIRMED LACK OF EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS ON PREMISES. STAND DOWN FROM ALERT LEVEL ORANGE.

C4 EXPLOSIVE WARNINGS TRACED TO AUNT OF OSTHIMER, ERIN M. WILL ALERT CONNECTICUT UNITS TO APPREHEND SUSPECTS.

100 YARD QUARANTINE ZONE WILL REMAIN IN EFFECT DUE TO REQUISITE 7-DAY MINIMUM PERIOD FOR ALL QUARANTINE ORDERS.

MAP: 100 Yard Quarantine Zone
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Tue 19 Jul 05. Approximately 0655.
Both Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway, however:
a) Erin's car parked backwards, and
b) Black car parked behind Jeff (see below)
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: HIGH. Code: ORANGE
Security Measures: ORDINANCE REMOVAL SQUAD

NOTE: BLACK SAAB 9.3 WITH CONNECTICUT PLATES REMAINS PARKED IN DRIVEWAY. ALERT HAS BEEN RAISED TO ORANGE DUE TO SIGNAGE IN BACK WINDOW READING "C4." IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN MEANING OF SIGNAGE AND DETERMINE IF "C4" IS REFERENCING PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES OR OTHER COMBUSTIBLE MATERIALS, THE FOLLOWING MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN:
1) COMPLETE LOCKDOWN OF OSTHIMER HOUSE,
2) QUARANTINE OF ZONE 100 YARDS AROUND HOUSE'S PERIMETER, AND
3) DISPATCH OF ORDINANCE REMOVAL TEAM TO EXAMINE PREMISES

A FULL INQUIRY INTO THIS MATTER WILL BE MADE. UNTIL ORDINANCE TEAM CONFIRMS SAFETY OF OSTHIMER HOUSE, ALERT WILL REMAIN AT ORANGE.

Photographs from visit:
1) Osthimer house, showing car with sign
2) Close-up of sign
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Mon 18 Jul 05. Approximately 0700.
Both Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway, however:
a) Erin's car parked backwards, and
b) Unregistered black car parked behind Jeff (see below)
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: ELEVATED. Code: YELLOW
Security Measures: PENDING RESOLUTION

NOTE: UNREGISTERED BLACK SAAB 9.3 WITH CONNECTICUT PLATES PARKED IN DRIVEWAY. ALERT HAS BEEN RAISED TO YELLOW PENDING CONFIRMATION OF NON HOSTILITIES. SECTOR JOSH COUNCIL SUGGESTS AUTOMOBILE BE ISSUED TEMPORARY PARKING PASS.

Photograph:
Unregistered automobile
 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sun 17 Jul 05. Approximately 0640.
Erin's car in driveway; Jeff's car missing.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE

NOTE: NEWSPAPER SITUATION HAS BEEN RESOLVED. COUNCIL WILL STAND DOWN FROM IMPENDING INQUIRY.

THERE WERE TWO RABBITS CONTEMPLATING DOING THEIR BIBLICAL BUSINESS ACROSS THE STREET FROM OSTHIMER HOUSE. THE FEMALE DID NOT SEEM INTERESTED AND RABBIT PUNCHED THE MALE. IT MUST BE A COMMON THEME AMONGST ALL ANIMALS.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 16 Jul 05. Approximately 0650.
Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway.
Bedroom side window closed.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: UMBRELLA

House is properly secured for oncoming storm.

NOTE: TWO NEWSPAPERS IN MAILBOX PRIOR TO DELIVERY OF CURRENT DAY'S ISSUE. JEFF AND ERIN MIGHT CONSIDER COLLECTING THEIR NEWSPAPERS. IF NEWSPAPERS ARE NOT COLLECTED WITHIN ONE WEEK'S TIME, AN INVESTIGATION MAY BE OPENED TO EXAMINE REASONS FOR NOT COLLECTING SAID NEWSPAPERS. WEAPON CONTROL UNITS WILL BE DISPATCHED TO DETERMINE POSSIBLE THREAT OF NEWSPAPERS, EITHER TO PERSON OR ENVIRONMENT, AND REPORT ANY POSSIBLE HAZARDS OF REMOVING SAID NEWSPAPERS.

INVESTIGATION NOTE:
Complete SECTOR JOSH route cut short on threat of rain.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Mon 11 Jul 05. Approximately 0640.
Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway.
Bedroom side window undetermined.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.
Refrigerator on curb near mailbox.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE

OF NOTE: REFRIGERATOR IS OF NO CONCERN. WAS EXAMINED EARLIER BY SECTOR JOSH INSPECTOR GULCH, J. A. UNIT IS AWAITING DISPOSAL. REMOVAL OF DOORS PASSES SAFETY PROTOCOLS.

INQUIRY INTO ALERT OF 09 JUL DETERMINED STATUS OF HOUSE TO BE WITHIN APPROPRIATE LEVELS. ALERT LEVEL RETURNED TO BLUE.

Photographs from visit:
1) The Osthimer house
2) Refrigerator on curb
3) Inspector on site

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 09 Jul 05. Approximately 0650.
Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway, however parked on opposite sides than normal.
Bedroom side window undetermined.
Front door closed.
Study window closed.

Status: ELEVATED. Code: YELLOW
Security Measures: SEE BELOW

ALERT YELLOW -- ELEVATED.
REASON: AUTOMOBILE LOCATIONS DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NORMAL PARAMETERS.
INVESTIGATION INTO MATTER TO BE REQUESTED.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 08 Jul 05. Approximately 0700.
Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway.
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door closed.
Study window open.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Wed 06 Jul 05. Approximately 0630.
Jeff and Erin's cars in driveway.
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door closed.
Study window open.

Status: NORMAL. Code: BLUE
Security Measures: NONE

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sun 03 Jul 05. Approximately 0300.
Erin and Jeff's cars both in driveway
Bedroom side window undetermined.
Front door closed.
Study window open; lights off; computer monitor on.
Jeff in study playing video games. Seemed mildly aggitated.
Garage door closed; light inside on.

Analysis made by investigators ARQUETTE, P. D. and GULCH, J. A. at approximately 0300 the morning of Sun 03 Jul 05. Situation checks out normal; no special measures necessary. Security Code 0. All is well.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 01 Jul 05. Approximately 0640.
Jeff and Erin's cars both present.
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door closed.
Study window open.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Fri 31 Jun 05. Approximately 0640.
Erin's car missing; Jeff's car present.
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door open; screen closed.
Study window open.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Thu 30 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Erin's car missing; Jeff's car present
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door open; screen closed.
Study window open.

Of note:
Today appears to be garbage day in that end of neighborhood, yet Osthimer residence did not have any garbage beside curb. Either indicates good waste management or poor memory skills. Leaning towards former.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Wed 29 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Erin's car in driveway.
Jeff's car missing.
Bedroom side window appeared open slightly.
Front door open; screen closed.
Study window open; lights on; computer monitor on.

Would have investigated computer user but chose not to based on:
a) Erin's car still in driveway
b) Knowledge of Erin talking of her morning outfit, or lack thereof.
c) Thought I shouldn't see that.

Will await confirmation on this issue.

Unattended dog sightings: 3
- 2 golden Labrador Retrievers on Rounding River
- 1 brown & black unknown breed in Shoreland Park

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Sat 25 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Erin's car missing; gone to work.
Bedroom window appeared to be open slightly.
Front door open; screen closed.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Wed 22 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Osthimer cars now oriented towards house.
ERGO: Both of them went out somewhere yesterday.
Bedroom window appeared to be open slightly.
Study window might be open. Didn't check.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Tue 21 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Osthimer cars still parked backwards.
Bedroom window appeared to be open slightly.

 

SECTOR JOSH UPDATE:
Mon 20 Jun 05. Approximately 0630.
Osthimer cars parked backwards.
Osthimers not yet back from Caribbean.
House secure.