• Jeff Crash Lands in the Andes •

Seriously people, don't fly over remote cold areas. Heck, don't even travel near remote cold areas. If there's anything history has taught us is that people who do this wind up becoming marooned and resorting to cannibalism.

I bought my mother a copy of "Alive" for Christmas. I think I may have gotten the idea stuck in my head. For what it's worth, the other dude in the picture doesn't represent anyone in particular other than Jeff's lucky travel companion. But then, he has to eat Jeff, so one wonders how lucky he really is.

• Jeff Gets French Revolutioned •

If Jeff sees this page, then this might be the first time he sees this drawing. Cristine denied it Jeff's viewing because she thought it too horrid. I didn't think it was that bad. I don't think it's that good, either. It didn't work the way I imagined it would.

• Jeff Loses a Bet •

Here you go, I told you we were watching "Snatch." I'll bet it really sucks to be fed to a bunch of pigs. Especially since I hate bacon. Jeff, however, likes his pig meat, and the pigs like their Jeff meat.

• Jeff Has a Bad Case of the Mumps •

Somebody mentioned mumps while I was trying to think up a drawing. I was giddy at the chance to draw Jeff's infected and swollen glands.