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SERIES II: New Years Series II

I spent my New Years Eve at Jeff & Erin's house. I also spent the evening drawing Jeff being horribly mutilated. The bowling alley was kid's stuff compared to what I came up with that night.

These were featured in Issue 6 of A Pic A Day.


• Jeff and the Laser •

The first of my New Years Eve drawings, inspired when I was using a laser pointer to play with Jeff's cat. Then I shone it on his forehead and had a grand idea. Ian sitting beside me probably didn't help much.

In this first one, Jeff gets his head plum shot off with a laser. My favorite part is his lower teeth sticking out.

• Jeff Drinks Sulfuric Acid •

The lesson here is not to drink anything corrosive, like sulfuric acid, because it will totally dissolve your innards.

Nobody questioned the content of the drawing, only the symbol on the mug. I would have drawn the biohazard blades if I could do so from memory. Since I can't, I drew the three triangle symbol, which is associated with radioactivity. The idea was just to make it look less than a standard thermal mug. Sheesh.

• Jeff Fights in the Indian Wars •

Happy New Year! This was the first thing I drew in the year 2005! It's of Jeff fighting in the Indian Wars. Maybe you should also watch the movie Hero, which shows what happens when an insane amount of arrows get fired at once.

• Jeff is Force-Fed Pudding •

Of all of these drawings, this is the one that I find the most disgusting. God, what was I thinking?

Most people thought it looked more like mashed potatoes. But Marie suggested pudding, and that's what I drew. Because apparently I do everything that Marie tells me to do.

• Jeff Gets Deep-Fried Alive •

Running out of ideas, I asked Tahirih what she thought the most horrible death would be. She replied that being deep-fried alive would be the worst. I guess when you spend your day around large deep friers you'll begin to think that way. Well Tah, this is your nightmare!

• Jeff Gives Birth •

Yeah, this is pretty bad, too. Remember to use protection and this sort of thing won't happen to you! I should also have done an alien bursting from his chest. This is more like the end of Men in Black.

• Kill Bill Staring Jeff •

Jeff really likes the Kill Bill movies, and was watching select scenes from the first one near the end of the party. Here's our own Jeffy suffering the same death as O-Ren Ishii. Notice the skill of which his head was cut, preserving the brain perfectly.
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Engaged 2 January 2005 | Updated 2 January 2005