What Malcolm and the Nortons REALLY Did Over Spring Break

Date: 1 May 2000.
Medium: Pencil on notebook paper.

Instead of dancing merrily like I suggested, Malcolm drifted apart from the Nortons, and the Nortons from each other. Jakab went to New York and gawked at muggers and I think he saw a show. Daniel stayed home and played with a sword. Where he got a sword is anyone's guess, but we ought not to ask. Malcolm, on the other hand, had the most eventful break of us all. He spent a week and a half sitting alone in the school's auditorium watching Teletubbies and spacing out while a duck gabbed his ears off. That's Ian Malcolm for you.

Updated 2 February 2002