There's a reason why I don't write fiction, and these three stories from junior high are part of that reason. Written in 1995, Jimmy Joe and the BOX, The Story of SOMETHING, and I Don't Get It made the rounds in my friend group and owed more to their "you had to be there" quality than to their actual literary merit. They aren't very good, but I'll let you decide for yourself where they stand.
The Story of SOMETHING
I Don't Get It