Gopher Polls: 2004


Polls 77-92: January through December 2004.

Holiday Tour 

How many places did you visit this holiday season?

1	36.00 % (9)
2	12.00 % (3)
3	16.00 % (4)
4	4.00 % (1)
5	0.00 % (0)
6+	32.00 % (8)
Total votes: 25
77 : Written by Jeff Osthimer


The Game Josh Hates 

What is the best Tetris brick?
 
S		0.00 % (0)  
Z		0.00 % (0)  
Square		25.00 % (5)  
T		35.00 % (7)  
Line		25.00 % (5)  
L		0.00 % (0)  
J		0.00 % (0)  
Q?		15.00 % (3)  
Total votes: 20
78 : Written by Jeff Osthimer


Beating Phil 

To beat Phil or not to beat Phil?
 
Beat Phil. Phil like it?		52.05 % (38)  
Beat Phil. Phil no like it?		8.22 % (6)  
No beat Phil. Phil want beat?		5.48 % (4)  
No beat Phil. Phil no want beat?	26.03 % (19)  
Who Phil?				8.22 % (6)  
Total votes: 73
79 : Written by Marie Jarden & Ian Malcolm


Habitual Users 

How many times do you generally vote in every poll?
 
Never					4.00 % (2)  
One time				16.00 % (8)  
Two times				12.00 % (6)  
Three times				6.00 % (3)  
Four times				2.00 % (1)  
More than five times			0.00 % (0)  
Everytime I check the Gathering		60.00 % (30)  
Total votes: 50
80 : Written by Marie Jarden


Fun in the Sun 

Which of these sounds best for a warm-weather Gopher Gathering?
 
BBQ at Jeff's House		34.29 % (12)  
Water fun at Jeff's cottage	14.29 % (5)  
Day out at Cedar Point		14.29 % (5)  
Midnight Picnic at UT		2.86 % (1)  
Camping adventure in the woods	11.43 % (4)  
Arcade & Pizza @ Major Magic's	8.57 % (3)  
Party at Josh's house		0.00 % (0)  
All of them sound great!	8.57 % (3)  
All of these suck.		5.71 % (2)  
Total votes: 35
81 : Written by Sean Nestor


Jeff Fan Poll: 

How much do you like Jeff?
 
He's a jack of all trades.	29.17 % (7)  
He can have my baby!		25.00 % (6)  
Like? I love Jeff!		25.00 % (6)  
A modern-day messiah!		8.33 % (2)  
Just take me. Now.		12.50 % (3)  
Total votes: 24
82 : Written by Josh Gulch


MST3K Host 

Who was the better host of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
 
Joel Hodgson	55.00 % (22)  
Mike Nelson	15.00 % (6)  
No Opinion	30.00 % (12)  
Total votes: 40
83 : Written by Josh Gulch


Pretty Fly For a White Guy 

What about the fly in mens underwear?
 
I am a guy, and I use the fly			18.00 % (9)  
I am a guy, and I do not use the fly		58.00 % (29)  
I am a girl, and I think the fly is practical	8.00 % (4)  
I am a girl, and I think the fly is impractical	16.00 % (8)  
Total votes: 50
84 : Written by Phil Dake


One Sick Puppy 

What does Paul have?
 
Appendicitis			7.50 % (3) 
Irritable Bowel Disease		35.00 % (14) 
Something with Gall Bladder	5.00 % (2) 
Kidney Stone			5.00 % (2) 
Ian Disease			47.50 % (19) 
Total votes: 40
85 : Written by Paul Arquette


Favorite Trilogy 

Which is your favorite movie trilogy?
 
Lord of the Rings	30.77 % (24)  
The Matrix		11.54 % (9)  
Die Hard		1.28 % (1)  
Star Wars (old)		8.97 % (7)  
Terminator		1.28 % (1)  
Indiana Jones		2.56 % (2)  
Godfather		3.85 % (3)  
Back to the Future	8.97 % (7)  
Evil Dead		30.77 % (24)  
Total votes: 78
86 : Written by Jeff Osthimer


The Ultimate Showdown 

Select the flavor you prefer and the captain
you think would win in a fight.
 
Vanilla / Kirk		13.95 % (6)  
Vanilla / Picard	37.21 % (16)  
Chocolate / Kirk	16.28 % (7)  
Chocolate / Picard	32.56 % (14)  
Total votes: 43
87 : Written by Josh Gulch


The Poll Poll 

Which is your favorite poll?
 
North (Santa)						0.00 % (0)  
Presidential (ugh)					6.90 % (2)  
South (AvP)						20.69 % (6)  
I'm like Hitler (think about it)			3.45 % (1)  
Dancing (smirk)						13.79 % (4)  
Anything about Ian (Maa Goodness!)			13.79 % (4)  
One that causes Josh alot of work (all of them)		41.38 % (12)  
Total votes: 29
88 : Written by Jeff Osthimer


n/t 

What do you think of the new [nt] craze?
 
It's annoying.			43.48 % (10)  
It's convenient.		13.04 % (3)  
It's useless.			8.70 % (2)  
It's awesome!			4.35 % (1)  
I hate it.			17.39 % (4)  
Obligatory silly option.	13.04 % (3)  
Total votes: 23
89 : Written by Sean Nestor


Election: 2004 

Who are you voting for?
 
Bush/Cheney    11.54 % (3)  
Kerry/Edwards    42.31 % (11)  
Badnarik/Campagna    15.38 % (4)  
Nader/Camejo    3.85 % (1)  
Dake/Malcolm    26.92 % (7)  
I'm not voting.   0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 26
90 : Written by Sean Nestor


Best Prez 

Which of the following was the best President?
 
Thomas Jefferson	13.16 % (5)  
Abraham Lincoln		18.42 % (7)  
Teddy Roosevelt		0.00 % (0)  
Franklin Roosevelt	28.95 % (11)  
John Kennedy		15.79 % (6)  
Ronald Reagan		18.42 % (7)  
Charleton Heston	5.26 % (2)  
Total votes: 38
91 : Written by Sean Nestor


Best Director 

Who is your favorite filmmaker?
 
Kevin Smith		7.89 % (6) 
George Lucas		5.26 % (4) 
Mel Brooks		14.47 % (11) 
Peter Jackson		1.32 % (1) 
Martin Scorsese		6.58 % (5) 
Quentin Tarantino	22.37 % (17) 
Spike Lee		2.63 % (2) 
Woody Allen		1.32 % (1) 
Tim Burton		38.16 % (29) 
Total votes: 76
92 : Written by Sean Nestor

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