Well, Christmas vacation's ending for the majority of us. Any thoughts?
 
Already? It practicaly just began!			0.00 % (0)  
Ooh, I was having fun here...				42.86 % (6)  
It's been nice, but a month's good for me.		0.00 % (0)  
I'm kinda bored, I don't mind vacation ending.		14.29 % (2)  
I like school. Send me back anyday!			0.00 % (0)  
I don't apply here. Josh is being closed-minded again.	42.86 % (6)  
Total votes: 14

Who wants to slap Dan upside the head?
 
Oh, do I ever! Lemme at him!	70.59 % (12)  
Just slap him? C'mon! Really!	0.00 % (0)  
Once or twice, perhaps.		11.76 % (2)  
Leave the boy alone.		17.65 % (3)  
I could never slap Dan.		0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 17

Taco Bell:
 
It's the breakfast of champions.	36.59 % (15)  
It's better than sex.			21.95 % (9)  
The meat is laced with crack.		29.27 % (12)  
I would rather die than eat it.		4.88 % (2)  
I would die if I ate it.		7.32 % (3)  
Total votes: 41

Why does Toledo never get over a foot of snow?
 
I'm not quite sure, but I bet that fat weatherman on ABC could tell us.
0.00 % (0)  
Toledo is the land of flames that burn yet, not consume.
0.00 % (0)  
Not sure how, but I'm sure it's definitely Ian's fault in some way shape or form.
75.00 % (9)  
Shredder has built a reverse weather machine and the Ninja Turtles have failed
in their mission to destroy it.
25.00 % (3)  
Total votes: 12

Should Ian be head of the Norton household?
 
Ian is crazy.					5.88 % (1) 
Yes he should.					5.88 % (1) 
Get off of my lawn.				17.65 % (3) 
Ian and Mr. Norton should fight for it.		70.59 % (12) 
Total votes: 17

How hungry would you have to be to eat a persons ear?
 
If I was a little hungry, maybe Ian's ear.	31.82 % (7)  
I would never eat an ear, that's gross.		13.64 % (3)  
Only Arnold could do something like that.	9.09 % (2)  
Cannibalism: The wave of the future.		45.45 % (10)  
Total votes: 22

Who thinks Ian is in too many polls?
 
I do.							33.33 % (6)  
Ian is just that cool.					11.11 % (2)  
Ian owns Josh secretly and has been puppeteering
him for the last 3 years.				44.44 % (8)  
Everybody else is just to boring to make polls
about them.						11.11 % (2)  
Total votes: 18

Should Jakab cut his hair?
 
Keep it Jakab, it makes you look sexy.				21.05 % (4) 
Get rid of it! Jakab is stealin' all the women because of it.	5.26 % (1) 
Eh, who cares, at least he doesn't have a mullet.		26.32 % (5) 
Keep it and you'll be the ultimate Christian icon!		47.37 % (9)
Total votes: 19

Is Alisa evil?
 
Yes, she carries the plague	20.00 % (6)  
Yes, just look at her		20.00 % (6)  
Yes, she drinks blood		20.00 % (6)  
No, shes not evil		20.00 % (6)  
No, but I see your confusion	20.00 % (6)  
Total votes: 30

Who's willing to pay 5 dollars to have the
Gathering popup free and under private ownership?
 
I am		60.00 % (12)  
Not me		5.00 % (1)  
Screw Josh	15.00 % (3)  
I'll pay 10!	20.00 % (4)  
Total votes: 20

Spring Break was
 
A time for sleeping							12.90 % (4)  
A time for getting Ian sick						32.26 % (10)  
A time for getting back at all the people who said you stink		3.23 % (1)  
A time for sitting on your computer 'till the wee morning hours		41.94 % (13)  
A time for drugs							9.68 % (3)  
Total votes: 31

How long 'till Dan gets shot at Sunoco 'till he's done dead?
 
One week			2.94 % (1)  
Two weeks			5.88 % (2)  
Three weeks			2.94 % (1)  
Five days			5.88 % (2)  
He's probably dead already	82.35 % (28)  
Total votes: 34  

Study these two Tahs: Tah Profiles
Which Tah do you vote for?
 
Old Tah		50.00 % (22) 
New Tah		50.00 % (22) 
Total votes: 44

Well, school's ending soon.
What's everyone doing this summer?
 
Working.	44.44 % (12) 
Playing.	11.11 % (3) 
Groovin'.	22.22 % (6) 
Sleeping.	7.41 % (2) 
Rotting.	14.81 % (4) 
Total votes: 27

What's going on!
 
Ian's amassing an army again.		12.77 % (6)  
Dan finally dissapeared.		2.13 % (1)  
Jakab still works at Pizza Hut.		6.38 % (3)  
Jeff came out of the closet.		10.64 % (5)  
Josh is building a spaceship
in his basement again.			27.66 % (13)  
Somebody removed my uterus!		34.04 % (16)  
I ain't got your money!			6.38 % (3)  
Total votes: 47

Ian's gonna wet himself if we don't buy this place.
How do we want to go about it?
 
Let Ian pay for the whole thing.	63.64 % (14) 
I'll chip in a little now and then.	31.82 % (7) 
I won't pay, I don't care. Hmph.	4.55 % (1) 
Total votes: 22

Is Ian da bomb with his new ghetto fabulous ride?
 
Yes, that Ian is da bomb	21.43 % (6)  
No, he is still gay		35.71 % (10)  
Damn, that Ian stole my woman	10.71 % (3)  
Who is Ian?			32.14 % (9)  
Total votes: 28

How long since you've graduated?
 
3+ years	13.33 % (4) 
2 years		23.33 % (7) 
1 year		20.00 % (6) 
Just graduated	6.67 % (2) 
Still there	36.67 % (11)
Total votes: 30

Summer 2002 is gonna be
 
The bitchinist summer ever	15.15 % (5) 
The stupidist summer ever	30.30 % (10) 
A time to work			24.24 % (8) 
A time to party			12.12 % (4) 
A time to make fun of Jeff	18.18 % (6) 
Total votes: 33

How do you like your PB&J?
 
With excess peanut butter	16.67 % (3) 
With excess jelly		55.56 % (10) 
Without the jelly		0.00 % (0) 
Without the peanut butter	0.00 % (0) 
PB&J is yucky			27.78 % (5) 
Total votes: 18

Why is everyone leaving?
 
There's an attack against Toledo planned,
and they aren't telling us			0.00 % (0) 
They know something we dont....			8.00 % (2) 
There's something in the water			20.00 % (5) 
Nobody is leaving, because they don't exist	12.00 % (3) 
Jeff lives a second life somewhere else,
where he is married and has kids		40.00 % (10) 
Josh is building a robot, again			20.00 % (5) 
Total votes: 25 

Which species should Josh's space lover be?
 
Hew-mon		14.29 % (3)  
Klingon		0.00 % (0)  
Vulcan		9.52 % (2)  
Romulan		19.05 % (4)  
Andorian	0.00 % (0)  
Ferengi		0.00 % (0)  
Bajoran		0.00 % (0)  
Tribble		57.14 % (12)  
Total votes: 21

Why is Ian the only one posting lately?
 
He is gay					50.00 % (16)  
He enjoys the company of men			9.38 % (3)  
He is a loser that is bored			12.50 % (4)  
He is kewl and we just have to accept that....	21.88 % (7)  
Hahaha						6.25 % (2)  
Total votes: 32

Which one would win?
 
Jakab, of course, he's Jesus.		10.34 % (3) 
Dan! That kid has mad skills!		17.24 % (5) 
Dan? Who's that?			10.34 % (3) 
We're watching Women's Mud-Wrestling?	37.93 % (11) 
Ian					24.14 % (7) 
Total votes: 29 

School has started... What's your goal?
 
Do all my homework.	6.90 % (2) 
Shoot myself.		24.14 % (7) 
Plant locker bombs.	3.45 % (1) 
Skip everyday, all day.	10.34 % (3) 
Kill Ian.		55.17 % (16) 
Total votes: 29

If Josh were a superhero, who would he be?
 
Batman			4.76 % (1) 
Superman		0.00 % (0) 
Aquaman			9.52 % (2) 
Quailman		28.57 % (6) 
Wonder Woman		9.52 % (2) 
Captain Underpants	47.62 % (10) 
Total votes: 21

What part of Ian do you dislike the most?
 
The I.	21.74 % (5) 
The A.	43.48 % (10) 
The N.	34.78 % (8) 
Total votes: 23

Should the Suliban have a spin-off comedy series?
 
Yes!		20.83 % (5) 
No.		16.67 % (4) 
Suliban?	62.50 % (15) 
Total votes: 24

What is the best pizza topping?
 
Bacon		29.17 % (7) 
Pepperoni	0.00 % (0) 
Anchovies	0.00 % (0) 
Shrooms		16.67 % (4) 
Ian’s Mom	33.33 % (8) 
Josh		20.83 % (5) 
Total votes: 24

What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving?
 
Visiting relatives.	0.00 % (0) 
Eating myself sick.	7.14 % (1) 
Staying at home.	42.86 % (6) 
Chillin' with Ian.	14.29 % (2) 
I am in Europe.		35.71 % (5) 
Total votes: 14

The end has come. How do you feel?
 
What? No! There' surely more!		25.00 % (5) 
Farewell, sweet MacAfee.		15.00 % (3) 
Oh well, these things happen.		25.00 % (5) 
Good! I'm glad it's over!		20.00 % (4) 
I feel fine.				15.00 % (3) 
Total votes: 20

Did Santa bring everyone what they wanted?
 
Yes, I'm satisfied.						30.00 % (3)  
Gosh darn it, I didn't get enough socks and underwear!		40.00 % (4)  
Ha! I'm Jewish, I got 8 days of presents!			10.00 % (1)  
I've always wanted a rabid puppy; thanks dad!!			0.00 % (0)  
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause, and she gave
me 50 bucks not to tell daddy.					20.00 % (2)  
Total votes: 10