Date: 5 June 2000.
Medium: Pen & ink on notebook paper.
Kresta was leaving! She was off to Miami University (in Ohio, you figure it out). That meant no more Kresta, so it was decided that I would be kidnapped and taken to Miami (Ohio) in a big jar with air holes punched in the lid and leaves tossed inside for me to eat. The trip from Toledo to Oxford (still Ohio) would evidently cross the Great Ohio Desert, which stretches nearly to Cleveland. Here's my depiction of the trip, which never transpired.