Date: 12 April 2000.
Medium: Pencil on notebook paper.
One lovely spring day Josh was sitting under a peach tree when the heavens opened up in a very Christian manner and the visions of a trio of saints appeared before a startled lad. This was all remarkably unusual, of course. The saints told Josh how the Land of Canada would wage cruel war on humanity and that it was his great duty in life to deal with this threat.
His holy quest determined, Josh of Arc immediately took arms and put on his best suit of armor, riding a white horse into battle. Canada sent their best knight, Ian the Corrugated, on the defensive. Well, you can imagine the outcome.